I want to be reincarnated as another social animal

"None of the stories I tell about myself are true, but some of them make more sense than others."

2012 is the sort of movie so aggressively hyperbolic and devoutly over-the-top that it makes traditional descriptive labels obsolete and thus requires the invention of whole new words. My suggestions? How about catastrophaganza-the subgenre to which 2012 belongs-and retardiculous-a combo word to describe its barfy blend of low-quality yucks; ( Read more... )

As people like me have been warning of a great inflation resulting from the Fed's doubling of the money supply, the Fed has been saying, basically, "wait, this time is different, no really it is ( Read more... )

On our Big Gay Cruise, since I expect there will be few women or children, how will we sort ourselves for boarding lifeboats in the event of a sinking ship?

Trannies and twinks first? Followed by cubs and otters. Bears last.